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An epileptic nazi ostrich who wears a microphone.
So did you hear dieter's exam average was below 30%? Goddamn!
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A person who diets only when in the presence of others. Typically a female behavior, a social dieter will gain a sense of superiority over non social dieters. When alone a social dieter will eat foods that they characteristically would look down upon others for eating.
Tina= Why does Tammy only eat carrots for lunch everyday but shes still fat as fuck?
Courtney=Shes a social dieter, when she gets home she eats her whole kitchen.
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Raisin Dieter
Sara Palin's pronunciation of "raison d'etre".
For some folks in the liberal media, making fun of me seems to be their raisin dieter.
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an overweight starbucks patron usually dressed in sweatpants and 3xx Tshirt who orders a non fat latte with a shot of caramel and whipped cream and a blueberry muffin
it looks like a starbucks dieter convention in here today
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The most innocent German cinnamon roll that could ever exist.
He is too precious and needs to be protected from the outside world.
Let's go protect Dieter Becker-Wulff from mean girls.
The Five-Finger Dieter is what happens when a man can fit his entire hand into his ass, which is why the words "Five-Finger" are included in the name. It is an act of self-fisting, basically.
The word "Dieter" is a noble German name, and German acts of sex or masturbation are usually messy and acrobatic, which is why you need some flexibility to successfully give yourself a Five-Finger Dieter.
"Bro... I gave myself a Five-Finger Dieter last night!"
"You're gross man... But good job..."
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When your friend plays 3 games at once and sleeps for 17 hours every day
Hey Kevin stop doing a Dieter Porn