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Anything representing utter stupidity or hate twoards utter stupidity.
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A retarded mop that gives you a back ache when you use it. When you say it, you must say it as though you were menatlly retarded.
Hey Tori, I was using Dilbert and he made me want to shoot myself.
Whose Dilbert?
That retarded dollar store mop!
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1. someone who works in a cubicle at a mind-numbing job.
2. a job that is good practice for being dead or in a coma.
Don't ask him about his job, he's a dilbert.
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When something happens to you in a work setting that's straight out of the comic strip "Dilbert," which is about a highly dysfunctional office environment.
- Man, Purchasing yelled at me today for using paper requisition forms and when I tried using the electronic ones, Accounting yelled at me. Then my boss yelled at me because I should have known that we've stopped using both paper and electronic requisition forms, except that Bob told me the boss said the opposite yesterday.
- Dude, you just got dilberted.
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After having anal sex with the usage of a dildo, the dildo is slapped across the face of the person who just got penetrated forming a shit unibrow (like Bert from Sesame Street). Essentially a bert with a dildo. (See bert)
dildo + bert = dilbert
After dildo-butt raping me, Miguel gave me a ferociuos dilbert.
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Derived from "Bert", which uses a standard penis, a Dilbert consists of doing anal with a dildo, taking the dildo out, and smearing the poop between the eyebrows of any witness, making them look like Bert from Bert & Ernie of Sesame Street.
"Jackie gave Chris a wicked Dilbert after they went to Narnia."
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Noun: One who skips important presentations and makes them up in front of a small group of people
Verb: To chicken out in front of a large number of people, be a self-obsessed jerk, etc.
Adjective: Quiet, intraverted, afraid, etc.
Go up; don't pull a dilbert with your speech.
Are you going to make this a dilbert party?
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