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A very small, disappointing poop. Often times, you think it will be bigger, but you realize it is tiny.
I had to poop today, but it was just a dink.
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1) noun. A penis; a phallus; the male sexual organ. Used informally, often talking with children, more slangy than clinical, implying familiarity with less vulgarity than "cock." A more dignified reference than "pecker" or "dick."
2) verb. To engage in coitus as a male; a slangy term meaning to copulate; not nearly as crude as "fuck" but with an equivalent indication; to screw; to inseminate, to shag.
3) verb. To pursue a non-serious activity; to fritter time away unproductively.
1a) Slow down, boy, don't get your dink in a knot!
1b) My ignorant parents snipped my dink when I was born. DAMN!
1c) The locker room boys surreptitiously gauged each others' dinks as they showered nonchallantly.
1d) I swear, my dink has a mind of its own, and wants to rage at the most inconvenient times.
2a) Hey, are you gonna dink me or not? Other customers are waiting.
2b) It took me until Christmas, but I finally dinked every girl in my homeroom. No trophy, but a lot of fun.
2c) Man, what a mean looking dink rash... you ain't dinking anybody with those sores.
2d) Lonely? Believe it! I've been dinking my sock since she moved out on me.
3a) Yeah, come on over... we'll dink around until the game starts on the TV.
3b) This computer program is junk, and I'm tired of dinking with it.
3c) I told the salesman I didn't appreciate his trying to dink me.
3d) Sadly, I dinked for two years in liberal arts until I transferred into business courses.
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Commonly used word for a man who acts like an "ass," "jerk" or other synonym in public - It is not uncommon to experience an exorbitant amount of anger towards these individuals... especially if you encounter them in your daily life.
These individuals typically have few friends and are typically not surprised to be called such names.
"Did you see that guy! He almost hit my car... what a dink!"
"I hate that man... he is such a dink"
"dink..."
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Insult used by bad place Janets
Michael: Bad Janet could you give me a glass of water?
Bad Janet: Fork of you fat dink
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Literally anything ,you can use it in any context
I need a dink of salt .
Can you go to the dink for me?
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Derived from "dinky," meaning small and cute.
Often used to describe shops with useless tat, nicknacks, bits and bobs, etc. but can be used to describe other locations, people, or items.
Wow, that antique shop had so much dink!
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