dirty alex

when a man has a foursome with 2 gay KFC workers and 1 living hydroflask, and one gay KFC worker pisses in the mans nostril until it comes out his mouth so that the living hydroflask can be filled with it, all while the other gay KFC worker is eating the mans ass which has been pre-filled with chocolate syrup infused cum.

damn i’m so horny i could go for a dirty alex rn

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dirty Alex

The act of getting so many bitches that you manage to have hot, sweaty, steamy, wet, rough gay sex with atleast 20 different people in a day. A dirty alex is more of a lifestyle than an act. if you manage a dirty alex then ur smoking hot and people secretly worship you. a dirty alex is often dominant and submissive and extremely kinky. the dirty alex act requires a person named Alex who is gay. if you know a local dirty alex then he probably fucked your father already.

-hey dude what did you do yesterday? -i did a dirty alex ofc.- wow master please dominate me too, i can be your bitch daddy~~

- i heard alex got down and dirty yesterday. -wow the people that got to have a dirty alex are so damn lucky.-yeah, i know im so jelous. i also wanna hit.- yeah dude, alex is so damn fine i want him to blow my back out.

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dirty alex

a dirty dog who likes to throw it back on his mates, he then slices his own shit and shreds it into his arse like a toblerone.

why u throwing your fat arse back you dirty alex.

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Dirty alex

The act of being turned on by his twin brothers girlfriend

Caius: hey quit looking at my girlfriend
Alex: I’m sorry I had to pull a dirty Alex

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Dirty alex & Gracie

A dirty alex and Gracie is when you put crackers in a circle in the middle of the room, dance on it, and then grab a jug of your semen, stick a bouncy ball inside the jug full of semen, when all covered you need to hit every cracker or else you lose and have to use the other persons semen like mouthwash

Yo, dude. I just did a dirty alex & Gracie last night and even recorded it

P: omg wow can i see?

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Dirty Alex & Gracie

A dirty Alex & Gracie is when you throw crackers in a circle and pour semen out of a glass onto them in a perfect triangle

Omg Chris and I did a dirty Alex & Gracie last night and we even recorded it! Wanna watch?

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Dirty Alex Tucker

A dirty Alex Tucker is when you are masturbating and your whole family walks into your room so you have a group orgy and get pegged by your mum.

My family just got home, time to pull a Dirty Alex Tucker