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The act of dipping one`s testicles in jelly, and dipping one`s penis in peanut butter ( or vice versa), and receiving a blowjob involving one`s testicles and penis at the same time.
I got my girlfriend to give me a Dirty PB+J for lunch.
When a women sticks the index finger in the poop chute and middle finger of the same hand in the pussy during menses and then proceeds to wipe both fingers under the nose of their lover.
Scotty kept trying to fuck me during my period, so I gave him a Dirty PB & J while he slept.
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When peanut butter is smeared on a penis and jelly is applied to a woman's asshole, Followed by anal sex then a blowjob.
Girl 1: "What did you have for lunch?"
Girl 2: "My husband made me a Dirty PB&J"
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the hottest person in the whole universe who eats ass like a total god
"bro, that bitch over there is a total dirty samantha j"
"yep, she could eat my bunghole like a greek goddess"
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Whilst on a project, both partners are entirely naked apart from a beret.
The man will do a handstand in front of the woman. She will then wrap her arms around him and pick him up to perform analingus. She will then reach around and stroke him simultaneously, similar to playing a flute.
All sexual fluids will be caught on a croissant pre-loaded with ham and cheese. The fluids will then be evenly spread using a French passport.
“I can’t come to Murphy’s tonight. I have a Dirty J-F scheduled”