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A north texas snapchat legend known for his wild parties, funny videos, and long mullet.
If you add @vortec02 on Snapchat you will see a video of him chugging a beer standing on a bar while everyone says, “ Dirty Mike, Dirty Mike”
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A man who consistently sharts himself 5 times a year and has no qualms with the fact that he sharts himself-
5 times a year.
If you ever hear him say,
"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"
He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.
"God damnit I sharted myself again! That's the 4th time this year, if I keep this up I might be the next Dirty Mike around town. Maybe I should see a doctor.. or at least wear underwear for the next time."
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Dirty Mike is when a guy after reaching climax from masturbating shoots a load in his hand and then proceeds to taste or eat his own cum. These men are typically alone and have homosexual tendencies also tend to frequent gloryholes where they service other men.
I was so turned on from watching gay porn last night I just had to dirty Mike myself.
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the guy puts a slice of cheese of his choice on the girl's vagina and then a bun and eats her out.
"i was gonna go to mcdonald's and get a big mac but i decided to have a dirty mike with my girlfriend."
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the guy puts a piece of cheese of his choice on the woman's vagina as well as a bun. then eats her out. like a burger.
"i was gonna go to mcdonald's and get a bigmac, but i decided to have a dirty mike with my girlfriend"
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when the guy puts a slice of cheese of his choise on the girl's vagina and a hamburger bun. he then eats her out.
" i was gonna go to mcdonalds and get a big mac, but i decided to have dirty mike with my girlfriend"
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The act of using a tissue to wipe up your popped zits on your face and then putting the tissue in your mouth.
Babe, come pop my pimples you love it. Okay let me grab a tissue and you can dirty mike it.