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The act of shitting between a women's breast and clapping them together, causing shit to fly everywhere.
Yo man, last night I got kinky with my girl and decided to perform a dirty monkey bomb
A girl that is dirty, and a slut monkey. A girl that turns tricks on the streets of Saugerties.
Kayleigh, why do you always have to be such a dirty monkey slut? DMS
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you and a partner go to africa and get a monkey. when you get horny for eachother , take the monkey and disect its testicals from its body. the male can cover the nuts with his spirm and the female can suck it up her ass and shit it back out when its ready. when it comes out it will look like a dirt monkey nut sperm surprise.
i like the dirty monkey nut sperm surprise
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when a man, another man, a woman, a transexual midget, and a step ladder put rotten blueberries up each other's anal tube, get on the step laddder and shoot them out of their anus into each other's mouths. they form a circle, with the midget on the ladder, to perform this feat. if the mucles around the anus are too weak to shoot the blueberries, small explosives can be used.
No....We're not high...This really happens. You don't want to be a part of it...Actually...It's really fun, i do it every day, and so does Dom Muscatella.
Dude, i got super wasted and did a dirty blueberry monkey with your mother, your cousin, and your brother...Who looks like a yette. I'm so sorry bro, you might want to clean that step ladder...
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Dirty Monkey Jerk is during anal sex, the man reaches his fist in the vagina then orgasms inside the vagina.
I can't wait to go home and dirty monkey jerk her.
When you use ghost accounts online to get higher rank in video games.
Danny was straight pulling a dirty monkey on Street fighter 2 online. Now he’s gold ranked in like less than a week.
Intravenous drug addicts use this term as slang when they are referencing drug use - shooting up bath salts & heroin together, mixed into one dose, in a syringe(also known as speed balling) *Dirty-Monkey*
(One addict talking to another) "Yo, you want to do a Dirty-Monkey?"