Dirty Eggs

Eggs fried in bacon fat

Do you think this diner serves Dirty Eggs?

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs

Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.

Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.

Dirty Egg

When you start out with raw anal sex then move to the vagina without cleaning your penis off first.

Last night me and Kim got it on and I gave her a dirty egg.

Dirty Egg Roll

When a man is getting busy with a woman using soy sauce as lube, and using an egg roll as the member.

I gave her the ol’ dirty egg roll.