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To direct more coverage at a disaster than is appropriate or necessary, in an attempt to gain viewers.
Man, FOX News sure disasterbated 9/11 for all it was worth.
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In an attempt to pleasure yourself, you end up hurting yourself. Not necessarily sexual.
After losing $80 in an all-night marathon of playing super poker for quarters instead of studying for the next day's test, you remark "I should really get to bed and stop this disasterbation."
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To masturbate but fail in the end.
I was cumming to My Little Pony when Dead horses showed up in my mind. Fucking Disasterbated.
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The act of masturbating during a natural disaster.
Instead of panicking during the earthquake, Billy just disasterbated.
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To masturbate so furiously that one's penis explodes.
- OMFG! He disasterbated himself!
- One time, at band camp, I disasterbated so hard that...
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The act of masturbating so hard and so intensely that your penis falls off into a dark hole/vortex only to be later eaten by angry sexually frustrated unicorns.
"Last night I disasterbated, and it seems I will never be sexually pleased again. Cursed disasterbation !"
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A masterbation session on that ends up messy and all over the place.
She came home early, and surprised me while masterubating. So I tried to finish real quick, and it ended up in a complete disasterbation
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