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The extremely unpleasant sensation caused by an eyelash lodged in your eye.
While my hot, insatiable librarian lover was straddling me, she expertly removed a stray eyelash just before it entered my eye, thereby saving me from excruciating discomfort.
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A euphemism for diarrhea, aka the hershey squirts. The term is a play on Southern Comfort, an alcoholic drink and the modified version refers to discomfort in the southern region of the body, the bowels.
Mike - "Are you feeling any better, Elizabeth?"
Elizabeth - "No, I've still got some Southern Discomfort..."
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the opposite of a comfort streamer, attempts to crack as many dark/offensive jokes as possible in order to satisfy a certain audience group.
dude jschlatt is hilarious he is my discomfort streamer
With her constant moaning, Thelma was fast becoming a proctological discomfort.
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The feeling you get when someone near you is eating a gross combination of food and/or sauces.
Person 1: Do you see that kid over there? What is he eating?
Person 2: Oh that's Person 3, he eats the grossest combinations of food I've ever seen. Looks like today he brought a ham sandwich with ranch dressing and bar-b-que sauce and he's dipping it in his milk and his soup. Gross.
Person 1: That causes me to have a lot of Culinary Discomfort. I wish he would just stop.
when you yell out "THUMB OF DISCOMFORT" and swiftly lodge your thumb deep within another persons asshole and you suprise the hell out of them. If you miss and hit the cheek the person might thing your gay and not ghey
me: *sneaks up on someone* THUMB OF DISCOMFORT!
someone: huh??
me: *SHOVES*
someon: OMFG!
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To intentionally do uncomfortable things
"What are you doing?"
"Im (Entering the discomfort zone)"