doche

Contrary to popular belief doche is used to signify the orgasmic awesomeness of any person, place or thing. It is often used as a greeting in conversation to celebrate the moment you meet someone you pwn at life.
It has opposing or unrelated meanings to the word douche or douche bag.
Warning: Do not use this word against severely insecure or suicidal persons.

Doche Doche Doche! I feel incredible seeing you I fuckin' own you in all ways possible. You make me feel great. Doche!

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doch

A long skinny penis, like a pencil dick

Your doch is like a wet noodle

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doche

really really long donga (preferably 2 metres)which is skinny (about 14mm)that my friends, is a doche.

Silky u doche!
dochey lad!

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Doche Waffle

A complete tool that thinks he is a lot more than he actualy is. most likely has been ejeculated on over thirty times in his life time

George Bush is a Doche Waffle

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Leck mich doch am Zückerli

Kiss my ass / Fuck you

Pers 1: Leck mich doch am Zückerli. Was steht da drauf?

Pers 2: Diet

Pers 1: Und was solltest du mitbringen?

Pers 2: Ohne Zucker.

Pers 1: Zero, zeroooooooo

Pers 2: Weißt du was, das ist mir jetzt zu blöd.

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Große klappe doch kein mut

This is a Really Nice Thing to say to somone, this usally shows signs of love and affection towards someone you have a crush on. You will typically show signs of affection towards the person by asking them for nudes. it can also mean that u find the person hot.

i really Große klappe doch kein mut Malon

Jimmy Smith is soooo Große klappe doch kein mut

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Du willsch mich doch geficken?!

1) German for: "You want to gefucken me, right?

Rhetorical Question in response to someone trying to make fun of you.

Also used to emphasize the stupidity of another person.

Jajajaja, du willsch mich doch geficken?!