dodge

A name for a rather strange human, usually male who harbours a rather perculiar liking for farting in the company of others, and inappropriate moments ie during sex, and while at church.
Te farting are also usually accompanied by a rather unattractive facial expression.

Your in bed, about to get dodwn n dirty when your male partner does a "dodge" and farts, followed by him exclaiming, rather loudly "ooopppps"!

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Dodging

When you are not interested in someone and dont answer their calls or texts.

Damon: Who you Dodging?
Jeremy: This girl Ana. she could be ,uh, persistent.
Damon: Is she hot?
Jeremy: Yeah, Yeah, but she can be wierd.
Damon: Hot trumps wierd, Trust me.

This example is in The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Episode 13 "Children of the Damned".

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Dodge

A nerd slang word often used as a way to "deflect" offensive jokes or uncomfortable situations.

Guy 1. "So what did you and your girl do last night?"
Guy 2. "Im just gonna dodge that."

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dodge

can be used for in place of any word that you could still comprehend context

ex.
"I keep spare dodge in my pocket"
"Irina's on dodge"
"Dodge helps Allie get quick"
"Erin tastes better when shes on dodge"

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Dodge

Dam old dilapidated garbge eater

It's the newer dodges

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dodgely

Something that is not good, broken or Pants'ed

only an oracle can resolve the issue

hey man thats one dodgely setup system

Dodge

a place you need to get the fuck out of. OR a shitty car/truck company, known for breaking down frequently

guy #1: whats that place we need to get the fuck out of?
guy#2: Dodge.
guy#1: right. thanks

OR Example 2

Dodge guy: hey! see my 06 Charger?? i got it three months ago!
non dodge guy: niice, i heard that they break down lots though.
Dodge guy: nah man this thing runs like a dream
(proceeds to drive off, getting halfway down the street when the oil pan falls off.)
non Dodge guy: some dream.

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