1. A team sport which consists in throwing a ball at one's opponents and avoiding being hit.
2. The only thing George W. Bush seems not to suck at.
1. Normal kid: Hey wussy! I can't wait to beat the hell out of you at dodgeball today!
Nerdy kid: Well I'll get my revenge when I'm your boss in 15 years!
Normal kid: Then I'd better finish you off.
2. "See how I dodged that shoe? Now everyone knows how I graduated from elementary school." -- Famous douchebag
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A female of any age range who is so desperate for attention or affection,they will sleep with any guy they can get.
Explanation:Pertaining specifically to a loose woman's vagina,which she metaphorically throws at any man,hoping to 'nail' one or as many as possible,like a game of dodgeball.
Club guy 1:Hey man,check out Shannon,grinding on ANOTHER random guy.
Club guy 2:Man,she is such a dodgeball.
Club guy 1:I know....if she tries throwing my way,I just duck outta the way.
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A game that has the players divided into two teams that play on separate sides of a court with a line down the middle that cannot be crossed. Each team is given a number of balls that they use to try to hit someone with. If you are hit you are out, but if you catch the ball the person who threw it at you is out.
This game was played mostly in elementary/middle schools but is now being outlawed. :(
- If you're skinny, hide behind the bigger people. It always works until the teacher sees what you are doing.
- Carry an extra ball to hit other balls coming your way
Dodgeball gave some kid a concussion and now we can't play it anymore. What a sissy.
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the sole reason that middle school physical education was created
upon the creation of dodgeball came other games deriving from the root word, such as basketball and football, neither of which even compare in quality
kids wish class would last longer so they could play dodgeball for a longer time frame
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1. A sport where "almost" nobody is seriously injured...
2. How I broke my foot
1. Hey, did you hear, Intramural Dodgeball is at the community center!
2. I was catching a dodgeball when I heard a snap, I knew I would never hear the end of this one.
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A game that requires skill to play. Banned from school by a bunch of Bible-hugging pansies.
I'm playing dodgeball.
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A game involving two teams, generally made up of school children in a gym class, and a variety of various sized rubber balls. The object of the game is to ostracize the fat, the slow, and the pussies from the rest of the group by pummelling them with the balls, making them cry, lose their glasses, and have to sit 'out' for the rest of the game. It was unfortunately banned from most schools in the late nineties due to the rise of the fat, the slow, and the pussies to positions of high educational authority positions.
Jimmy: Remember the good old days when we played dodgeball in gym instead of learning underwater basket-weaving?
Johnny: Yeah, like when I hit Fat Fritz in the face and broke his nose to get him out? Good times, man. Good times.
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