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An Eight on any single hole in golf.
Damn, I missed my putt. That makes it a Dog Balls
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In the poker variant of Texas Hold 'em, Dog Balls refers to holding pocket 8's (two 8's) as your hole cards. Superstitiously viewed as an unusually difficult hand to crack(beat).
I decided it was my time to go "all in" when I was dealt the dog balls.
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when your nuts get behind your thighs on the butthole side when your legs are closed. kinda of like "the brain" but instead of using your hand your legs are doing the work. very inconvenient when you sit down or someone hits you from behind.
guy1-dude what's wrong?
guy2-i sat down when i had dog-balls on accident.
guy1-Ooo that shit is brutal.
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When your scrotum is shriveled up and feels wrinkly and tight
Typically happens when it’s cold
“Ah shoot I have the dog balls again!”
Eight marks in a game of American Darts (baseball).
Woodcock splashed 2 trips and buried a double for dog balls.
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foolish insolent talk; see wordBULLSHIT
shut the fuck up, that is pure dogballs!
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When your so damn busy that it reminds you of a dog gettin' way busy on his dog balls.
I was so dog balls busy that my dog balls busted a nut.
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