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A sad look that is supposed to evoke pity. Gets it names from the animal that invented it.
Don't give me those puppy dog eyes! No means no.
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Eyes so large and sparkly that you look like a fucking dog
Lindsey has massive puppy-dog eyes. Her and my dog fido look like twins.
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When a women that you meet for the first time takes and instant liking to you and has an immediate attraction. You'll be able to see the outline of your hot dog, dancing in her eyes as she visualizes taking it deep later that night.
While out at the club, Johnny met this chick who had Hot Dog Eyes upon first contact. She couldn't contain herself from thinking of the ways she would pleasure the hot dog sometime later
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when you wanna say please or when someone is being cute
someone says i love you and you don't know how to answer but you are touched: *insert puppy dog eyes emoji*
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an asshole. If you look at a dog when they sneeze, you will noticed that their clenched up eye looks very similar to a butthole.
I have had the itchiest clenched dog eye all day; maybe I didn't wipe well enough.
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The act of eye f***ing someone without the protection of sunglasses or other types of camouflage
ah shit, that girl totally saw me eye dog her through those bushes. should've been wearing my ray bans
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A dog trained to guide his master when the master becomes extremely intoxicated on alcohol or other drugs. The dog aids the master in continuing to function as if he were still a sober human being. Similar to a seeing eye dog but the people for whom the sober eye dog assists are fucked up drug heads and not actually blind.
Jim: I am afraid John is too fucked up to make his walk home.
George: Fuck that he has his sober eye dog to show him the way.
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