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ADHD or ADHD-like symptoms that often present in dogs, usually in blue staffies, as intense over arousal in the presence of even just mild stimuli.
My dog Buddy’s blue dog syndrome makes his brain melt when sees another dog 100 yards away
A dog afflicted with the unfortunate disease of having a Dalmatian head with an Askal (Street Dog) Body.
Did you see Wengweng's new dog? Tangina! It has a G Dog Syndrome bro!
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When someone gets caught red handed doing something illegal that they start shaking more than a scared wet dog left outside in the cold.
As soon as the tenant caught the property manager being part of mortgage fraud, the property manager developed the Wet Dog Syndrome
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It is a syndrome that affects students and it means that the student studies what has been studied in three or four months just few hours before the exam. This syndrome begins one or two days before the exam or in any means of transport while the student is literally on his way to sit for the exam.
Symptoms are “laughing for no reason accompanied by crying and increased hunger and thirst”..
( polyphagia , polydipsia , severe psychosis ).
The treatment usually consists of calming down the student and reminding him that the world is at the end a meter by meter.
(Doctors recommend serving him food he likes along with mint tea).
Friend: Do you want to hung out later?
Student: I can’t! I have an exam tomorrow! Just pray I survive this Dog’s zankation syndrome.
An uncurable illness which affects any organism that has a certain ability. This causes them to do use this ability whenever they can.
To put it in a simple context, why does a dog lick it's bollocks? Because it can.
Why did George Bush start the war in Iraq? Because he could.
Why does Madonna wear very tight and revealing costumes? because she can.
Also known as DBS, but unrelated to Dumb Bitch Syndrome.
Me: Gawd, I hate those sound effects Radiohead use.
You: That's because they've got DBS.
Someone else: DBS?
Me: Dog's Bollocks Syndrome.
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when someone has lived for so long in a small town that they form a sense of entitlement to themselves and act as if there isn’t a relevant world outside of their town. Someone with small-town syndrome usually is majorly concerned with gossip and events only happening with people in their town and let their life revolve around such meaningless rumour
Ryan really has big dog syndrome. Despite being 30 and graduating 12 years ago, he kept wearing his letterman's jacket and talking about the good old days of Smallville football.
When someone is agressive towards everyone else because they are small and feel the need to assert dominance since it is not already obvious.
Some guy ran into my car and knocked off my mirror, leaving a small scratch on his door. He got out of his car and started screaming at me. I think he had Little Dog Syndrome.