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1. A hard, crunchy substance fed to dogs and small children. Usually in a bag with a dog on the front. Which in some cultures can be considered false advertising.
2. A wet substance in cans with a foul odor. Fed to dogs for a treat. Or eaten by the elderly.
"Dude.. this dog food isn't made out of dog"
"Wtf, false advertising."
Grandma is costing us an arm and a leg. Let's just feed her dog food. She'll never know the diffrence.
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what they serve in all school cafeterias across the country
todays special: dog food (liver and shit flavored)
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you know what dog food tastes like? it tastes just like it smells- delicious!
Purina One Dog Chow tastes just like it smells- delicious!
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My antidrug
Dog food is my anti drug but now i am addicted to it. WOOF WOOF WOOF!
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The name tells, food for dogs. Some dogfood are known to contain dog meats from dogs killed in dog pounds.
mmmmmm....dogfood....they look so tasty!!
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Person 1: Wow Timmy has REALLY big dog food!
Person 2: Yeah he is packin!
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grant don't come up with any ideas cause you need a brain not the dog food between your ears
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