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1. A hard, crunchy substance fed to dogs and small children. Usually in a bag with a dog on the front. Which in some cultures can be considered false advertising.
2. A wet substance in cans with a foul odor. Fed to dogs for a treat. Or eaten by the elderly.
"Dude.. this dog food isn't made out of dog"
"Wtf, false advertising."
Grandma is costing us an arm and a leg. Let's just feed her dog food. She'll never know the diffrence.
what they serve in all school cafeterias across the country
todays special: dog food (liver and shit flavored)
you know what dog food tastes like? it tastes just like it smells- delicious!
Purina One Dog Chow tastes just like it smells- delicious!
My antidrug
Dog food is my anti drug but now i am addicted to it. WOOF WOOF WOOF!
The name tells, food for dogs. Some dogfood are known to contain dog meats from dogs killed in dog pounds.
mmmmmm....dogfood....they look so tasty!!
Person 1: Wow Timmy has REALLY big dog food!
Person 2: Yeah he is packin!
grant don't come up with any ideas cause you need a brain not the dog food between your ears