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When a dog (usually cute) squats down and looks directly at you while pooping
i walked my pet the other day. he he gave me the Dog Poop Look
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The flaming bag of dog poop is one of the most masterful strategies ever laid out in prank warfare. The prank works as follows: poop (or shit, whatever) in a basic brown bag (the kind you may have eaten lunch out of as a kid), then put the bag on the porch of your arch nemesis, finally light the top of the bag on fire, ring the doorbell (or knock) and RUN BITCH RUN! to a pre-set hiding/viewing location. If all went as planned the victim will see the flaming bag and be all like "ahh fire!" followed by a quick stomping of the bag. With all factors included the person is about to have some very shitty shoes(booya!). Otherwise known as: The flaming bag of dog shit, the flaming shit bag, the bag o' molten shit.
Mary: Nice shoes John, they new?
John: They were 'till some kid pulled the ol' flaming bag of dog poop.
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He did it again, God fucking dammit
Jake the Dog Pooped His Diaper again
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Person 1: "dog poop pee uh oh *dire h as*"
Person 2: "fart"
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What white old women see black people as.
Hey you, poop dog. Get away from my ricer.
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A poop dog is when your toddler fills his drawers and wanders the house spreading his odor and fecal matter to all he encounters.
Hey man, sorry I'm late...my kid went Poop Dog on me right as we were leaving.
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a kid who is annoying and masterbaits to harambe and fucks himself in the handicap parkinglot with a sandpaper dildo
a kid at our school is a dog in a poop
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