Dogfish

When your trying your hardest to be someone you are not but still end up looking ugly asf

Boy: come look at yo pic
Girl: why what's wrong with it
Boy: is u a catfish or sum
Girl: I tried to be
Boy: bruh that look like a dogfish murrafuggah!

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Dogfishing

Putting pictures on a dating website of you and a cute dog, (that is not yours) to attract the attention of the opposite sex. Its like catfishing but with dogs.

Your dog is so cute you should let me playbwith it and than we should hook up.

Thats not my dog.

Shitttt that dude was dogfishing.

Dogfishing

The act of intentionally unleashing (although feigning it occurred by accidentally) an adorable dog upon a group of unsuspecting, attractive, and easily susceptible single males or females to lure in (hook) an attractive guy or girl to attempt to catch the loose dog thereby creating a seemingly impromptu introduction that will hopefully lead to a first date with the unsuspecting party.

Joe: Hey, where's Mark at?!? I thought he was coming to watch the game?
Julio: Oh no, he took his dog Bear to the beach to go dogfishing.
Joe: Dogfishing?!? What's that?
Julio: Oh that's when he takes her to a crowded part of beach with tons of attractive ladies then he pretends that she somehow got off her leash as she runs towards the pack of women and they try to catch her.
Joe: Damn! That's pretty ingenious level shit right there....does it ever work?!?
Julio: Oh yeah, he met his first two wives dogfishing. Chicks always bite for adorable puppies.
Joe: Man, I got to get a dog!!!

Dogfished

When you swipe right on that cutie with a dog in their photo, only to later learn it’s not even their dog.

“Cute lil pup you got there”, she said.

“Oh yeah, the ex got him in the breakup”, he confessed.

BOOM. Dogfished.

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The DogFish

When you do your girl in doggy while your ice fishing and your jigging at the same time, and you catch a fish and when you reel it up and slap her with the fish making you both cum

I was in the ice shack with my girlfriend doing the DogFish and we both came so hard!

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dogfished

To be fooled by a male's online profile

Matt was dogfished when he thought the man he met online was actually a 28 year old body builder.

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dogfish

A dog that smells like it could be part fish.

My dog is so stinky she smells like a dogfish.

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