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Homer: "So Lenny, how much does this job pay?"
Lenny: "Nothing"
Homer: "D'OH!"
Lenny: "Unless you're crooked"
Homer: "WOOHOOO!"
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Bros who eat in n out on Fridoh and maybe even Saturdoh to celebrate Doh Friday and who are so much more than the average bro
Hey me and my dohs grant and hayden are gonna chill, wanna join?
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Derived from Homer Simpson, this word is used to express frustration, or when you realise you've just done something incredibly stupid.
Guy 1:Have you ever seen a BMW?
Guy 2:Hell yes!
Guy 1:Have you ever touched a BMW?
Guy 2:I think so, yeah.
Guy 1:Have you ever licked a BMW?
Guy 2:No, but I wish I could.
Guy 1: BMW stands for Black Mans Willy.
Guy 2: DOH!!!!!!!
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All above definitions accepted, but the ORIGIN of the word is in the mid sixties in England. Peter Glaze in the BBC childrens' tv show "Crackerjack" coined this word first.
Sorry, Homer.
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Used by Homer Simpson in frustration. Was recently added into that English dictionary from England that had about 20 volumes, or something like that... apparantly, they've been adding many new words into it, including "girl power". Don't ask me, I didn't do it!
Hmmm... let's look through this dictionary here... I bet I can find a lot of new words, mommy! my teacher will be proud... hmmm... let's look here... boobs? Oh what's that? Let's read the definition... hmmm... that's interesting... ok, what else is there in here? oooo, look at this mommy! ... blowjob? what does that mean mommy?... ooo, i see! have you ever done that mommy? to who? daddy? will you do it to me once, mommy? does it feel good? mommy? mommy, why are you lying on the floor with your eyes closed? mommy? hello? mommy?????
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