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The first question people ask a woman when she comes out as gay. We gay women expect it. After replying “yes”, the conversation usually goes as follows;
“so do you guys like, scissor?”
*sigh* “yes. we do scissor.”
“oh, okay, so like, HOW DOES THAT WORK?”
That guy (or gal)! Typically a neighbor. Always knows YOUR best course of action. Appears less intelligent than the "what I would have done" guy (usually not on location).
Whilst trying to figure out the assembly of a swing set you nosy neighbor peeks in to explain the obvious. Once again he proves to be the ultimate what your going to want to do guy.
So you don’t get too close to another guy
Why do guys have leg hair? So you don’t be gay and get too close to another guy
To take longer on a job then it should
Person1. Are those conveyors done yet
Person 2. No he’s doing a guy
To jack off, masturbate.
Stacy: What are you doing tonight?
Mark: I think I'm going to do a guy thing.