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A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.
John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown
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An empty-headed (and often shallow) person, especially a female. An airhead. Derived from the sound that an empty missle battery made in the '80s Atari arcade game, Missle Command ("doink", "doink", "doink").
"All those girls at the mall are just doinkers."
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The shit; the best person in the world, nothing is as kool as the doinker
Doinker is so kool just looking at him would make you feel sorry for yourself
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a) to punch or hit some one
b) can be used as a word when brain dead ,when not remembering the word to be used at the time in coversation!!
a) remember joel friday night at the stammo he completely doinked that dude!!
b) wheres the fucking doinker???
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A multi purpose word. Used to name somebody that is a pain in the ass, or extreamly cool.
Wow, that kid just kicked a kitten, what a doinker. or
Keegan looks like a fricken pimp in his tux, what a doinker.
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n.- doinkers are the feather-like hairs that stick up at the back of a scene type hairstyle.
close relative to 'dickers'.
"This morning I was trying to get my doinkers up but they kept falling down. I need a haircut, Goddammit!"
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