doitch

Noun: Out of control, alchoholic, sex fiend who cant get enough of anything and is completely addicted to porn. $9.95 per night habit/the spice channel.

Adverb:Another way of saying "oh shit!"

1. Doitch ran my fuckin cable bill up to $195.00 this month ordering porn.

2. Man lays there nude, ass faced up, in roomates bathroom. Roomates girlfriend takes one look and says "doitch"!

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doitch

a word used as an expression of emotion

Stone: uhhhh you havent played yet
Stone: we shall see
Stone: webster thinks your the man
Stone: hes like Phillips #1
Stone: ......jv
Me: doitch!

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Doitches Reek

The evil empire of Doitchlond ruled by the nefarious Adlof Hatlur with an iron fist during World War Eye Eye.

Adlof Hatlur is kinda upset about the Treaty of Versailles. The Doitches Reek is about to go ham on Europe. Hatlur is going to make Poleland bend over and make Fronss say padre.

doitch boig

a polite way to call some one a duche bag

your a god damn doich boig

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Drop a Doitch

The same as dropping a deuce, but far better.

Person 1: Bob, what are you doing in there, it's been half an hour!

Person 2: I'm drop a doitch *dropping* (stupid verifier), you moron! Whaddya think!?

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