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when two very hairy gay black midgets have painful anal sex until one bleeds
AY YO MAN , WANNA WOMBLE DONGUS WITH ME LATER TONIGHT
Waking a Polack up in the morning by spraying your load in their face. Derived from the Polish tradition of Smingus Dingus where Poles throw water in each other's faces to wake each other up on Polish New Year and shout "Smingus Dingus".
Alina drank so much vodka last night she passed out. I tried to wake her up nicely in the morning for a rogering but she was out cold so I just had to Schlongus Dongus in her face. That woke her up.
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The sussiest creamongus ever (more sussy that moo)
I can't believe I just saw susmongus dongus!!!! POGGERS
When calling someone a dingus isn't quite strong enough adding dongus is necessary.
A Dingus Dongus is the ultimate insult to someone who makes bonehead decisions or dingusly.
That guy who took up two spaces is such a dingus Dongus.
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A term thrown at someone to insult the person. Dongus and dingus can be used separately, but together they're a super powered insult that can destroy a person's career.
"Marco you Dingus Dongus"
*Marco fucking dies*
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A bacterial infection that encompasses the male genitalia and often spreads up into the anus resulting in very intense stimulation. The only cure for this is to ejaculate into your own anus requiring at least 4.5 inches flaccid, though most often it’s preferred to not cure the infection and enjoy intense orgasms.
Fungus Dongus is very fun time that looks a very not fun time. Everybody should want Fengus Dongus on their dick
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Someone with a big dongus bolongus zongus trongus (dick)
Damn look at that dongus bolongus zongus trongus
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