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An affirmative response to a plan of action, or a challenge/bet, short for "It's on like Donkey Kong."
Person 1: "Do you want to go for a pint?"
Person 2: "Sure. Aikmans, 8 o'clock?"
Person 1: "Donkey Kong."
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A platform game born in 1981, one of the first of it's type, by Japanese company Nintendo.
The unexpected side of Eminem.
Dude, I just saw Eminem's Donkey Kong score on twitpic! Woah that guy has an alter ego!
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To do a girl from behind until the point of climax, then promptly smash a barrel on her back while beating your chest and yelling out loud. Afterward you may pull out a banana and have fun.
When a girl enters your room you must first explain why there is a barrel on or near the bed. You might have to explain to her afterwards what the donkey kong is and why you did it.
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The Donkey Kong is a move that has to be done with preparation. After successfully completing intercourse the alpha male will then proceed to throw a barrel at his partner.
If the partner questions why you have a barrel before you begin reply with "No need to worry" and then refuse to answer any more questions.
I wanted to use The Donkey Kong but she questioned why I had a barrel and I never read urban dictionary so I panicked, threw her inside and then rolled it down a hill...
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Donkey Kong is a party game where groups of individuals attempt to charge up a staircase while the "Donkey Kong" at the top tosses kegs at them in an attempt to slow their progress.
Cody: "Jeez Jim, what happened to your arm there?"
Jim: "I broke it last night when me and my friends got shitfaced and played a couple rounds of Donkey Kong."
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When you insert a banana in a bitch's ass and she squeezes the banana out while leaving the peel behind.
Mike: Yo Jake, I did the donkey kong with my bitch last night
Jake: dude that's ruthless
Mike: yeah man I got banana all over the bathroom floor
Jake: I might try it tonight with that ignorant slut Jane
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To Use Your Knuckles To Knock Someone On The Top Of Their Head Really Hard.
Joey was talkin shit, so i donkey konged that nigga in class. He started crying.
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