Dorms

When you want to share a room with someone and move in together to do private stuff.

"Wanna dorms?"
"We can take this situation to the dorms."

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dorm

A place where parents send their children to have meaningless sex and consume copious amounts of drugs. Also the place I wish to end up after a night of boozing with my homies.

Damn, I'm so drunk! Let's go to the dorm and get some tail.

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dorm

A residence hall at a college or university, commonly residence halls consisting of double rooms with a community bathroom.

It's time to go back to the dorms.

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dorming

staying with someone in a dorm.

hannah is dorming with alyssa in penn state.

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dorm

The place where I go to have sex with ugly girls.

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dorm

A college style jail cell that you'll simply want to get out of, for reasons such as:

1. Ridiculous prices that will probably increase for no reason whatsoever.
2. Bathroom that is nasty.
3. Suitemates that will eventually become annoying as hell to deal with.
4. Shit wifi.
5. "Quiet Hours". Yes, this is a thing considering the purpose of college dorms.
6. No privacy.

With all of that being said, please do yourself a great favor in both sanity and savings by getting an apartment, with "sane" people. If you prefer to save even a greater chunk and have good grades, then consider commuting.

Person 1: "I'm finally excited to move into a dorm! Freedom at last!"

Person 2. "That's what they all say, until you're first month ends. Then your dorm becomes a living hell."

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dorm

a place to "crash" or "hang out man"

dude im going back to the dorm to crash or hang out man

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