Rural Dictionary

Henry Dorsey

He is the gayboy who says Shrek every 2 seconds and he likes dick but he can't even pull men

Jo was having a bad day but it was about to get worse. He heard a loud "Shrek" from the back of the room. He knew it was Henry Dorsey and his only friend and fellow gayboy Alex Smith. He heard a gay snickering and he turned around. Just then his slideshow was filled up with images of Shrek and his whole project was ruined. Later that day he saw Henry after school and he beat the shit out of him. This made everyones life better.

by Travis Onquantavichris August 17, 2022

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Ken Dorsey

The latest fad on GameFAQs. Really just a sucky 2nd string QB who was drafted in the seventh round but what the hell.

<I>Ken Dorsey is GOD</I>

by Dorsey's bionic arm October 16, 2004

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Hairy Dorsey

A Harry Dorsey is when a man and a woman are having sex, the man then proceeds to cum all over the woman's face and quickly rib out his pubes and throw them at her face causing them to stick. It is also acceptable if he first shaves his pubes and keeps them nearby to affix to her face upon ejaculation.

What happened to that girl's face?
She got a Hairy Dorsey.

by Big Coach D January 30, 2010

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Jack Dorsey

The guy who created twitter along with: Evan Williams and Biz stone. Where people follow celebrities and where people can talk about anything also, people and celebrities can update whatever they are doing,post pictures and send messages known as "tweets"

Person A: Somebody just tweeted "took a dump" cool
Person B: Really what is the point why do you do it?
Person A: To follow celebrities and tweet people Jack Dorsey created it
Person B: Cool

by Miss. no name April 13, 2011

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