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You already had your daily shit, shower and shave......and you have to shit again necessitating another shower.
I was already dressed and ready to go to work and I got Kentucky double pumped. Now I'm going to be late for work.
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The term that is used for someone willing to take the seat of a (usually) retarded person who calls "shotgun" in an attempt to obtain the front seat of a vehicle. However this must be said within a split second subsequently after the first person calls shotgun.
Person 1: "I call shotgun!"
Person 2: "Well I call double-pump shotgun, better get in the back of the van or it's gonna be one hell of a ride for you."
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It is used as a term for premature ejaculation. The man enters twice then releases his fruits.
Did you her about what Joe did?
What?
He did a double pump chunk!
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The double pump is a technique where you cock your rifle using both hands with a large stroking motion resulting in a much larger blast when you fire off.
Lance perfected the Texas Overhand Double Pump in the 6th grade. Damn, does that guy have stamina.
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When you catch your 10 year old cousin blasting rope to fortnite porn at 3:27AM, so in response you join him.
Last night me and my cousin did a double pump cum dump!
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noun. An overly excessive and unnecessarily long nickname. It is often used purely for the sake of showing someone how "clever" you are. short form: B-chomp.
Dave: yo, whatup Sanj?
Sanj: whats happenin, B-chomp to the double pump fakie?
Dave: you're an asshole
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Similiar to the fist pump from Jersey Shore - but taking it up another level of douchiness.
This place is just a double fist pump away from being the next Jersey Shore - let's bounce!
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