double coyote ugly

Just like coyote ugly, except that since you absolutely don't want her to wake up, you gnaw off your free arm first - for practice!

Man, she was so ugly, I thought I'd have to do a double coyote ugly move, just to make sure I ddidn't flinch or whimper!

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double paper bag ugly

When someone is not so ugly that they need to wear a paper bag over their face, but also, you need to wear one too - just in case theirs falls off!

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