douce douce

Getting 2 24 oz pounders of beer or malt liquir

Craig threw up all over the club floor after dooing the douce douce of Schlitz OML, of course the bouncers beat his ass
I'm going to walk to wawa to get a steal reserve 211 pounder. I'm not going with the douce douce because I can't afford it

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douc

Short for "Do You See?". From the SouthPark episode "Cartman's Incredible Gift."

"This is me at Mount Rushmore. Douc? Douc?"

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work douce

work douce: When you are on the clock at your job and you suddenly find yourself having take a dump at work and wanting toget paid for it. So you substitute with the word work douce.

You: hey man I gotta take a work douce.
Friend: enjoy it cause your getting paid for it.

douce bag

misspelling for douche bag commonly used by actual douchebags

all over this page, these fucking douche bags think that douche bag is spelled douce bag

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douce bag

A mega tool; typically a guy that thinks he's cool, thinks everyone else thinks he's cool, but clearly is not. Synonym: tool box

Ryan Seacrest - American Idol MC

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douce bag

One who is an asshat, or in more common terminology, an asshole. Just a synonym for jerk. Refers to a bag that one puts ones douce (for post-sex cleanup) in.

Gary was a real douce bag to me after our break-up.

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fair douce

a way of congratulating a rebutle comment

'I am a wizard.'
'Ahh but i am a vampire.'
'Fair douce.'