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Douche Wagon

A wagon that transports Douche Bags.

Look at that douche wagon, surrounded by the douche bags.

by GraduallyNevele December 8, 2010

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Douche Wagon

The Toyota Prius.

Sally didn't really give an F about the environment but bought a douche wagon to save money on gas.

by Better Than That February 14, 2011

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Douche Wagon

A "Boi" who wears So-cal tee-shirt ,Dickie shorts, socks to the knees , pristine favorable baseball cap and Chuck's. Usually drives a Honda Civic, hatchback and walks like a cholo.

He is usually white and is also considered a " fuck boi" .

He is over confidant and thinks he has something to prove ; of just how fucking hardcore he is.

"FREAKING Douche Wagon keeps speeding up and down the street !"

by Clownsrmurder December 2, 2022


Douche-Wagon

Like a Douche-Canoe but for land.

Dude you're a fucking Douche-Wagon.

by BigBootyButtBalls June 12, 2017


douche wagon

A vehicle that a douchebag would drive.

Hummer2 or Hummer3 are classic douche wagons.

by blondie4auburn August 26, 2009

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Douche Wagon

Colorful 6 foot 4 inch redneck from East Texas bearing a striking resemblence to a penis. Sports half-faded, completely out of proportion olde English lettering on his chest. Has an affinity for the bubble skunk, and enjoys front porch skeet shooting, as well as yard runs while under the influence of said narcotic.

Douche Wagon wanted to make a subtle political statement. What do you mean by "subtle political statement?" He burned a cross in the neighbor's front yard.

Douche Wagon on one of his favorite pastimes, "Hell man, dump that clutch and let the granny gear loose - watch that mud fly."

by Steebr77 December 31, 2005

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Douche wagon

Asshole, idiot, jerk. Variation of "douche".

Carl is such a douche wagon, let's ditch him at the concert.

by 1234jennagirl October 17, 2017