a stupid person, a vulgar yet truthful term...a boxular object which a women douches in
yo man you stupid fuck don't fucking be a douche box...AWW SHIT...i just nailed my bitch and she needs a box to douche in
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a combination of the insults "douche-bag" and "tool"
Fred, stop being such a douche-box!
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When anyone over the age of 12 drinks a juice box
*Dave, a 40 year old man sips a juice box*
Jim: Man, hows the douche box?
Dave: *sip* Delicious.
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(1) A car packed full with douche bags
or
(2)A boxy vehicle such as a Honda Element or Scion xB.
(1) "Let's pass this douche box!"
(2) "I can't believe people actually drive those douche boxes. Everytime I see one I expect toast to pop up from the roof."
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A female who tends to date douche bags
"If you date one more douche bag, you will officially be at douche box status"
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An individual who is new to a local bar and proceeds to fill the Jukebox with music that does not reflect the clientele. It is usually a selection of songs that no one has heard of nor wants to hear.,
What the fuck is that shit he's playing? Milli Vanilli, Lou Bega and the Bangles. You should see what else this Douche Box Hero has jammed in here. Dave wants to kick his ass!
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1 or more people who play xbox and are constantly negative while other people are talking in a lobby(usally around the age of 21 and talk shit to those younger than them)
Justin: Hey Andrew, are we going to Kareem's house today?
Andrew: I think so.
Douche-in-a-Box: (mocking tone) are we going to kareems house today?... Shut the fuck up, ur sooo fucking annoying.
Justin: Wow, mute this fag, he's bein such a Douche-in-a-Box.