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A zit that you have tried to pop, but now it just consumes your face.
"Dude, what's that on your face?"
"Oh, you know, just a Doug."
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The Guy with the BIGGEST. FUCKING. DICK. IN THE WORLD. Ignore all other definitions. Doug is just another way of saying dick. Dick.
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Something said after a bad attempt at a joke is made. Similar to saying "not funny". Also known as "Eddy".
Ryan: ...So then I was like "Oh yeah? Well Collin's head is like a beach ball!"
Zac: Doug
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To tell someone you will be at a certain place at a certain time, but not be there for some time later, leaving the aforementioned person to sit and wait.
I told Steve I'd pick him up at the bus stop at 3. Its already 4, I really douged him.
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The classic "boy next door" whom everyone loves, and gets along with. He has it all. He is handsome, talented, intelligent, popular and kind. He's the type of guy that you trust completely and can tell anything to. Everyone crushes on him, and everyone wants to be his friend.
Although he may seem like he has everything going for him, he is usually very unhappy and self-conscious, but does a good job of hiding it. Since he is a pretty good liar, he may be an actor or a politician.
He may or may not have a rough/difficult home life.
He has sought love and found it in all the wrong places. He could potentially fall in love with, and spend the rest of his life with, his best friend.
Ultimately, he has a good heart, the right intentions, and the spunk to make something of himself someday.
The young man on the billboard was handsome, vibrant, and carefree. This was far from the truth. He was Doug: young, scared, and fighting for answers.
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What people from Abilene, Kansas call people when they do or say stupid things.
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A potato head to in real life
pronounces "cunt" as in "can't" but with a horrible british accent
is dead inside but can understand the people around him, specially his friends
fuck with his friends and he is whopping that ass in half and inserting his man meat without lu\
John: I'm glad I have a DOUG in my life, the best kind of friends
Doug: Okay Cunt