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A dougie is a huge mistake, a piece of shit, or a thing that sucks massively.*
*Inspired by the shitty song Teach Me How To Dougie, which has an overly simple beat and is done by a group called Cali Swag District who sounds high as proverbial shit. They should be called High as Balls No-Swag District.
Furthermore, Teach Me How To Jerk by Audio Push is legit.
Lola: "Oooh, girl, I went to get my nails did and the bitch messed dem up and now my nails look like some fuckin' dougies."
MoReen: "Damn, that is some dougie shit!"
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1. A fresh haircut
2. But nowadays your Swag
Ex. 1. "man I just a fresh new Dougie"
Ex. 2. "My Dougie to fresh/Sharp".
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To ram a sexual partner from behind with great, desperate velocity, usually with lips pursed, buttocks clenched and jowls shaking. Derived from the "Michael Douglas" style of explicit onscreen sex in the 1990s. Can also be used figuratively.
Wife: Honey, can I have a Dougie again.
Husband: Sure, I give girls Dougie's all the time.
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Doing a Dougie as of 5/16/2011 means doing a drive-by. While the term is often distasteful in lieu of events of the time, it will get laughs followed by a form of "too soon, forever too soon."
Garry- Hey bro, do you think that Thai Restaurant is still open, my stomach is feigning yo!
Matt- I don't know but I'll do a Dougie.
Garry- HAHHAAH, yo man that's way too soon.
Matt- Yeah look they're open though.
Garry- Coin that, Canada. Teach people how to Dougie.
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A dead set dog cunt that never has a pen.
Dougie always loses or steals pens. He is such a dog cunt!
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A atrocious, lewd, deranged and perverse homosexual act of the utmost vile matter, preferably performed on minors under the age of 18; more specifically 4-6 year olds, as taught by the evil occultist song 'Teach Me How To Dougie' by Cali Swag District and Stephanie Meyer also known as the Cali Fag District and Supreme Dark Overload Meyer who are international terrorists and renowned members of the Illuminati bent on desecrating every little child's virginity by means of anal sex. a favourite "treat" for all twilight readers.
2. also an abnormally thick, deformed, irregularly shaped and coloured male genital averaging a size of 36 feet long and 8 feet wide decorated with rainbows, unicorns, and sparkles; usually a trait of homosexuals and twilight readers.
1. Brady: "Mmmmm, baby, teach me how to dougie!! Reeeeaaaaaalll hard. Until we can't dougie no more!!!!"
Colin: "I LOVE TO DOUGIE!!! I'm gonna dougie you everywhere I can imagine. I'm going to teach how to dougie all night long, however you want it."
2. Brady: "OOOOHHH YES, I WANT YOUR DOUGIE! STICK YOUR DOUGIE IN ME, SUGAR! SPRAY ME WITH YOUR DOUGIE!"
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