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When a step parent is such a tool that they lose the mother/father suffix and it is replaced with dousch.
Dude 1- man your step-dad is such a jerk
Dude 2- I know, he's a real step-dousch
Anyone who is a friend, that is often made fun of, but not in a hateful way... basically they are said to be part dildo, part doush bag, and part bilbo baggins from lord of the rings...
The great Brandon Lowry was the first person to be referred to as the "dousch baggins"... His nickname will live on in infamy as the greatest dousch baggins of all time...
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1. A bag for vaginal discharge at the end of the day
2. A complete fag
3. Something you jokingly call your friend when he/she is being retarded
1. "Hey Sally, can you help me find my dousch bag, some moron at that fourgy we had last night threw it somewhere..."
2. "Man, that guy in those fugly leather pants that tried to dance up on me at the club last night was a total dousche bag."
3. "Hey dousch bag, your cutting those carrots all wrong!!"
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a bag for vaginal discharge after a heavy night
hey cindy can u pass my dousch bag hunny
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When one is not only a dousche bag, but is also being extremely high key in a low key setting or super unfunny.
At a party where cops are patrolling outside.
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!
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A dousche coosh is slightly similar to a cunt. Deragatory towards the female species. Its a biznatch that has a bulgy, cushiony pussy (that you may use as a pillow) but you might pass out because it smells like it needs to be dousched.
"I'm not goin anywhere near that dousche coosh"
"Whats that smell? Do you have a dousche coosh"
"Dude... did you just wake up from a dousche coosh?"
"Your dousche coosh looks like a kangaroo pouch"
"Your dousche coosh is so huge it looks like you gave birth to a horse"
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A person of low demeanor and high levels of inappropriateness, thats a dousch bag.
Men who wear pony-tails through the hole in a baseball cap, Usually from Sri-Lanka, Like a porn director. dousch bag
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