doushe flute

Queer sucking on a vape

During a party in my garage, this drunken queer fell off a cooler onto the floor and his doushe flute and berry flavor juice went skating in pieces across the floor

doushe nossle

someone who is a pain in the ass, and is not funny, but tries to be

Brandon: Did you just see that f@#$ing cat
Kevin: SHut up your such a doushe nossle

Mark: Dude...dude...guys im gonna beat your a@# if you keep making fun of me, if you call me lard ass one more time...man...dude
Nick:Shut up you doushe nossle

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Doush Wack

When you know someone who displays mannerism of which could be called a doush while also acting like he/she lack complete knowledge in anything and inadvertantly cannot understand what is going on around them!

This lady changed her locks and has asked her manager of her apt to open it on multiple occassions. On the third occassion the manager says
Manager "you don't know where your keys are? I don't have a copy of them since you changed your locks"
Lady " Ummm, they might be in my house, but i have not checked the door yet but can assume its broken"
Manager "how do you asssume that when you cant even try without the keys"
Lady " I don't know, cant you open the door"
Manager "are you really that much of a doush wack?

v-doushe

someone who is a jerk while playing sports. (originally volleyball)

I was about to return the ball, but that v-doushe chaz hit it out from under me!

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doushe ball

another word for duesy, duesbout, jacob. A term to make fun off people with the names listed above and that have terrible lisp.

haha, you have bad lisp u doushe ball!

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Doushe-a-loushe

A person who is mostly being beaten with a douchebag over the head and gets branded on the head saying Doushebag.

Timmy: Hey look at the doushe-a-loushe
John: Hahaha someone got loved by the doushebag
Timmy: it says douchebag on your forehead
Doushe-a-loushe: Please stop calling me a doushe-a-loushe- my girlfriend beat me last night

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doush bag

some doush bag, a dentist whos name I really don't care about.it's a gay name, too gay for anyone to know but still he is really stupid.

dentist: hi are you ready for your retainer its me the doush bag
me: fuck you old timer
dentist: now now no need to say naughty words
me: you bitch *pulls out a knife* *stabs in crotch*
dentist: hahahaha that dosn't hurt much because there's nothing there
me:son of a bitch

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