downriver screwdriver

its a cheap ass drink made in downriver Michigan that involves Five o'Clock Vodka mixed with Faygo Orange pop witch for A half gallon and 4 liters runs you about 15 bucks it was invented by Jason Rhodes and Tiff also the name for it came from Anthony Lupro and Thomas Massengill faygo is also a cheap pop on made in Detroit

Tom-Man i want to get drunk but i aint got no cash
Anthony-shit man lets take back some bottles
Tom- But Theres Only Acouple Bucks there
Anthony- we'll make some Downriver Screwdrivers
Tom- Chea

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downriver swimmer

noun.
another name for a mainstream person. opposite of a hipster.

so named because they go WITH the flow, as in not upstream. downstream.

a: my favorite music? justin bieber, lady gaga, you know, whatever's in.

b: ah, a real downriver swimmer.

Downriver Shuffle

Those who live in the Downriver area of Michigan (communities south of Detroit: Allen Park, Brownstown Township, Ecorse, Flat Rock, Gibraltar, Grosse Ile, Huron Charter Township, Lincoln Park, Melvindale, River Rouge, Riverview, Rockwood, Romulus, Southgate, Taylor, Trenton, Woodhaven, and Wyandotte) who have either/or have failed to obtain a higher education, have had a child at too young of an age, married, married an uneducated individual in the armed forces, got involved in a blue collar career with no chance of promotion, have no ambition to succeed, live with parents over the age of 24, too lazy to succeed or obtain a job to support oneself, and or live off the financial means of an individual(s) other than themselves. In other words believe that this (the Downriver Shuffle) is just "Good enough."

Those who have not succeeded, nor have made a significant improvement in their lives since high school. Those whom still believe that their band is going to "Make it" are just a few examples of those playing the "Downriver Shuffle".

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Downriver Rich

A term use by a current jealous Downriver person against another former downriver person that has succeeded in life and they are upset at their own failures.

If your Truck and Fishing boat cost more than your house you are Downriver Rich.

Downriver Rat

A nasty girl who scurries around the streets of Downriver, MI. They can be found in cheap skinny jeans with xans in their pockets. Will give you an STD.

Nah, I didn’t fuck her—she was a downriver rat.

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Downriver Booty

Contry Chick with a Phat, Thick, Round, Big, Sexy AZZZ!!!

Joe: YO!!! You see Nicki Minaj!
Matt: Yea man!!! Is she from the south???
Joe: Naww man! she is from Queens. But I think her ass is cause she has a downriver booty!
Matt: Gudd looks bra!!! Her swag is on 10 man!!!

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Downriver Prom Dress

A Detroit Red Wings Jersey. It does NOT always need to be worn to a high school prom by a girl, in order for the phrase to be uttered.

"Wow Brittney, I really like your Downriver Prom Dress! Yzerman's my Favorite!"

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