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Paranoid, soft cunt, delussions of gangster, isn't 'onto' it.
Says he quits weed when he doesn't.
Leaves at the first sign of 5-0.
Buys a £10 bag, has 2 tokes n gives the rest away!
Says 'lad' far too much;
"what lad?!" "yeah lad" "ey girl" "wot lad?" "nah lad" "shut lad" "jib lad"
Doyle is the paranoid master, and he's gone in 60 seconds if you say theres a kickoff.
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Delivery drivers, often City Links, who decide to reverse their huge vans up long winding drives.
Guy 1: Ha, look at the doyle.
Guy 2: Why the fuck is he reversing up my drive.
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1)The disease a person may contract while having sex on an airplane.It comes from exposing your genitals around the high density of methane.
2) The direction the toilet swirls down the drain in Australia.
3) Another word for muffin top
1) Marlyn joined the mile-high club on the trip to Phoenix, but three weeks later she discovered Doyle on her labia majora. It required laser surgery to remove the cyst.
2) Joey was so interested in the Doyle when he was done with his dump that he inadvertently produced some Dingoberries. Fortunately the tour guide was experienced with his outback.
3)Karen's pants were on so tight, that when she buttoned them it created a nasty Doyle
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Means a sexy mo fo, who is a crazy ass genius that no one understands. He is able to think out extreme thoughts from taking over a country to fucking his bitch of a boss over. He is one not to piss off because the aftermath of his pay back will be a long slow hell.
Damn dude you pissed Doyle off, he is now about to take your girl and get you fired.
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My friend Rachel gave me a doyle last night in my dorm room.
If you met a Doyle, you would think damn, I want to be around that guy more often! A Doyle is usually bout 5'1" or real close, almost 5'1" and the cool thing about a Doyle is he can drink himself under the table all day long every day and never get over 125 lbs. And he doesn't do anything but drink and he doesn't lie. Doyle is a bit of a ladies man and he can control his temper whenever he wants. Doyle will make you laugh by making a joke about you and you will keep on laughing around him. So go out and meet you a Doyle, he's a popular guy so he's usually a little preoccupied with having a life. Sometimes he's occupied too.
When are we gonna go see Doyle? It's been too long!
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A - "Dude did you see Doyle the other day? "
B - "Fuck yeah, badass. "
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