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The street name of Theodor Seuss Geisel, a notorious drug dealer in the Los Angeles area during the 1960's. He is known for his whimsical pitches when selling heroine; including made up on the spot words and phrases. His main demographics included, but were not limited to: Hispanics, Blacks, Asians, and Who's. He was married to Audrey Stone Dimond until his tragic accidental death in 1991. The county coroner listed his cause of death as "Asphyxiation on Green Eggs and Ham", though many believed he was poisoned by wife Dimond.
"Why the fuck were the eggs and ham green? I think it was poison." Claimed local detective Oscar Wilde.
Dr. Seuss: "I Betstacy you'll love my ecstasy!"
Addict: "Whoa...did I come here high? Did you really just say that?"
Seuss: "I'll fucking kill you in a house, I will kill you with a mouse. Where's mah money, BIATCH!?"
George Bush: "I love tacos".
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Making up words that seem to have contextual meaning, but don't actually exist.
"... are you spinning and coloring?"
"I'm spinocoloring.....
yea, I'm Dr. Seussing it"
An infamous man who liked rubbing 7 yr. old cock
Jimbo: Dr. Seuss, wtf are you doing?
Dr. Seuss: touching your fucking cock obviously.
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God.
Joe: I was praying last night
Bob: Oh, to who?
Joe: Dr Seuss, he is god
A good writer. He didn't to politicals or anything else for that matter, despite what has been said. Just a LOT of books.
All the Whos down in Whoville liked Dr. Seuss a lot.
But the Yvonne, who lived on mount Yvonne, did NOT...
Opinion AND example.
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a man who although encouraged black rights pusehd down japanese people through stereotypical characters with buckteeth and exaggerated slanty eyes. The example can be seen through his political cartoons during the war. Often times Dr. seuss portrayed the characters as weak or a backstabber.
not applicable in this area
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Rapping with a very simple flow and simple rhyme scheme; lacking complexity in the poetic structure of rap.
Me: yo, this dude is straight Dr. Seussing right now...
Rapper:
I am the man
The motherfucking man
This song is for all my fans
My mom, my dad, and my gram
I don't fuck with my ex girlfriend
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