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sweet dreams

What the cop says before tasing you

Sweet dreams! *tases criminal*

by frabrizio September 29, 2020

2πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


sweet dreams

What’s cops say before tasing you

Sweet dreams! *tases you*

by frabrizio September 29, 2020

2πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


sweet dreams piggy

A highly technical submission grappling move requiring extreme fine tuning. Your opponent is face down with your knee crunched soundly against his now bleeding kidney. Your left hand is formed into a 2 fingered salute with which you reach over his head and up his nose, mercilessly cranking his head backwards, at the same time your right hand should have a vice like grip on his clacker sack which you drag between his arse cheeks, now with as much force as possible, drag the head and the clacker sack together whilst pushing the knee into the kidneys! As your opponent lets out an ear splitting squeal, you then complete the submission by yelling "Sweet Dreams Piggy!"(Neither is the submission complete nor may there be any tapping out until the this term has been shouted out!)

....aw naw I canny look, the Red Barron fae Bridgeton has been tapping like a blind man on speed for the past 5 minutes but Buster Gonads refuses to say "Sweet dreams piggy" and put him out of his misery!

by WINSTON RUDDY CHURCHILL May 11, 2009

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Sweet Dream Maneuver

an act of revenge wherein the victim has his or her pillow cases turned inside out, filled with male ejaculate then turned back to their normal side with the intent of having him or her sleep with their face down in sperm. This maneuver is also highly effective if the applicant inserts his genitals within the pillow case then cums within it without reversing the case. Generally reserved for prepubescent pranks or immature or hateful ways of telling a loved one how you feel.

Mark: "So how did you tell her that you wanted to get the divorce? that had of been a really difficult conversation with Carol, your wife."

John: "I've been letting the sweet dream maneuver give her the news for the last 2 years of our relationship"

by Mrs. Smith- Tucson January 2, 2009

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Mr Sexy Sweet Dreams

That serendipitous friend that out of nowhere captivates your soul.
A man with a super strong meme game, and a renowned quick draw on the perfect GIF.
Cultivator of the beard you want when you grow up.
The person that is your first though in the morning and your last thought at night.

Goodnight Mr Sexy Sweet Dreams. Sleep tight.

by Thurston Harde April 16, 2021

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž