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When you expose your own feces to another one's hair and dry it down so it gets all crusty and shit.
yeah son ima give you a north korean blow drier
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When something is so dry it can be compared to the dryness of a camels foreskin in the dessert heat.
“I’m so thirsty, my mouth is drier than a camels foreskin”
An unwanted situation:
When there isn’t a single dealer open in a 15 mile radius and you just smoked your last doob.
Or
A getaway line when you really don’t want to return someone’s advances.
In case of doobie drought:
Samantha: “I want to cry.”
Tenzin: “Why, whats wrong?”
Samantha: “Just finished my last nug, it’s going to be a long week. This town is drier than a lesbian in a male strip club.”
In case of Nice Guys and Pick me Girls:
Hanna, to friends: “Tonight’s been so fun, it’s been great to see you guys”
Random Bobilly: “Hey beautiful, let me buy you a drink, I’ll make your night amazing.”
Hanna: “Aha, no..... The thought actually makes me drier than a lesbian in a male strip club. Bye.”
noun
An adult person, usually male, who is considered hideously unattractive both in terms of personality/character and appearance.
Did you see that political commentator being interviewed by the independent journalist in that YouTube video? He was lying through his teeth with a straight face, after being questioned about his government's role in that terrible thing that happened over the past weekend; what a disgusting knicker-drier.
"We named our new baby skin drier cause the name tanner is worse"
So tired that you have drunk tendencies
I'm not drunk,I'm driered.