Drinking poisoned water

To be a politician, corrupt to the core, simply because you live in the swamp and don't know any better.

Nancy Pelosi is drinking poisoned water, has been, actually, her entire life. She is so corrupt she isn't interested in anything but her own advancement.

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drinking muddy water

An expression used when someone is in a bad mood. Similar to "waking up on the wrong side of the bed".

Friend: "Ugh! I'm so fed up with everything!"
Me: "Looks like someone's been drinking muddy water.."

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nice drink of water

An attractive woman, a babe, a total package.

I couldn't keep my eyes off the receptionist-- red haired, friendly, and built, she was a nice drink of water in an otherwise drab environment.

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Tall drink of water

HAHHAHAAHAHAH TRUMP SUCKS

"I'll order one tall drink of water." said the woman, "also some crab."

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Drinking water

A moment in your life where you’re focusing on yourself and nobody else. Water cleanses toxins and initiates a new glow.

Raymond: Bro, what’s your current relationship status

Malvin: Nah maboi, right now I’m drinking water.

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Drink Water

Telling Somebody To Fuck Off By Drowning Themselves!

Person 1: Leave Me Alone!

Person 2: No! Im Going To Bother You All Day

Person 1: Drink Water Bitch!

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Drinking water

Getting high via marijuana. Can be done so through a straw or tap, and most often from a bottle.

"I drank sooooo much water at lunch man, now I'm completely hydrated."

"Yo Griff-Dawg, have you been drinking water?"
"Sick dude! Totes awks."
"Whatever man, I'm hydrated."

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