Rural Dictionary

Driscoll Syndrome

n., a severe, chronic disorder caused by the atrophy of the 'giveashit' gland in the brain. Often characterized by daydreams and hallucinations of military coups and Marxism during potentially important events in one's life. Usually brought on during bullshit English classes when a five page paper is due, which results in sudden amnesia, often forgetting to do the assignment. However effects of this disease are limited and result in getting 'A' in the class.

That kid is humming the Soviet National Anthem and looking up Robespierre on Wikipedia when he should be studying, I am pretty sure he has Driscoll Syndrome.

by Hard as Tits February 13, 2009

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driscoll surprise

Well... It's when you have two fingers in the girl (Foolin around) anyways, they are your two middle fingers. You have the out two fingers sprung back and ready and at the right moment driscoll surprise or BAM! is called and bam all 4 fingers are in.

Doin a chick in the backseat of her car and BAM! Driscol SUPRISE!

by Bryan February 24, 2005

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Driscoll Surprise

When fingering a girl with the middle and ring finger, the other 2 fingers are bent at the middle knuckle. You then yell "DRISCOLL SURPRISE" accompanied by "BAM"(optional) and shoot your other 2 fingers into her as well.

I gave that bitch a Driscoll Surprise

by Bryan drisco February 24, 2005

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Bobby Driscoll

The first actor to be hired by Walt Disney He starred in Song of the south, so dear to my heart treasure island and Peter pan he sadly died alone at 31 in new York in 1968 but he was a total Badass and will always be a legend

Friend: what do you think about Bobby Driscoll
Me: So much better than Walt Disney that it should be called Driscolland not Disneyland

by BobbyDriscoll_lover2005 May 19, 2021