dronK

an inebriated attempt at the word drunk on a qwerty-style personal mobile device like a blackberry. The K is capitalized because when you hold down a letter on a blackberry, it becomes upper-case. Accidental capitalization is super-easy to do when you're wasted.

text messages:
-hey wat r u doing tonite?
-I've been at Study Hall for a few hours, and I'm dronK
-this meetings gonna get out real late, but ill join u after it
-Man, why did I have those shots of tequila????v

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dronk

the act of spilling one's drink upon a surface and then preceding to lick the spilled liquid from said surface

dave: *spills his drink* "oh how clumsy of me"
zarah: "well.. are you gonna dronk that or what!?"

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dronkes

obsessive goth wannabe freak

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Dronking

This is where you spread mayonnaise on the vaginal wall of awoman and ingest it during sexual intercourse.

i was dronking.

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Blookvark Dronk

How you tell people that you are blackout drunk whilst being blackout drunk

*at a party* Guy 1: Hey dude, are you good? Guy 2: Blookvark dronk

Dronk soos 'n konk

Made up Afrikaans slang meaning that you are beyond drunk and that you are going places.

The state in which you are more than drunk.

Luke: Yoh Lascelles! I am feeling dronk soos 'n konk.

Lascelles: Yoh same! DRONK SOOS 'N KONK!

dronks

What da robed-and-hooded monastery-men actually are most of da time (why do you think they traditionally make wine?!??).

Maybe their official title begins wif da letter "M", but many of da robed holy men are actually "dronks" --- heck, they HAFTA be totally soused 24/7, in order to not go totally crazy with cravings for warm soft female flesh!