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Instead of doing the #1 (to take a piss), doing the #2, hence the "duece".
Your mom's potato salad was fantastic! Now I feel like dropping a deuce.
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Hey bro, I was just "dropping a deuce". So if you value life put a gas mask on.
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After eating the enchilada dinner, I had to drop the deuce.
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A parallel parking maneuver that involves only two moves:
1. Backing the car into the spot
2. Pulling forward to straighten the tires.
It is a move perfected only by those that are forced to navigate the rough and tumble cities where parallel parking is a way of life.
It was a pretty tight spot, but I was able to drop the deuce!
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A smoother way of saying you just had the shit of a lifetime. The kind that makes you proud to be a man and floating on cloud 9 afterwards.
Stems from the childhood question about going to the bathroom. #1 being urination; #2 being defecation…
“Deuce” meaning the #2 card in poker or a snake eyes in craps.
Man 1: Dude where the hell you been? This place is swarming with hotties... I need my wingman..
Man 2: I was dropping a Deuce. Who do you want? I'll get her and her friends.
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The act of taking a dump, pinching a loaf or dropping the kids at the pool.
I had to go so bad that I was walking like a duck. I'll feel a lot better after I drop a deuce
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To defecate . To relieve one's self by fecal expulsion from one's anus.
Origin: the frase could have been allocated to this meaning due to the assertion that the dump would be or feel like it was a two pounder. Hence the word 'deuce'. Or, the more commonly accepted origin of this frase is a response to a euphemism for taking a crap: 'going # 2'.
I can't wait to get home so I can Drop a Deuce !
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