a drug test is something that a teenage stoner fears.
Mom: we have a doctors appointment tomorrow
Teenage stoner: fuck i hope i don't have to take a drug test
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Having to refrain from smoking pot, or using other drugs, to pass a drug test
"No I can't hit that bong man, I'm studying for a drug test for work."
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Something Josh Gordan can't pass for his fucking life!
Me: Did you hear Gordan got suspended indefinitely!
My Friend: No, what the hell happened?!
Me: He failed another god damn drug test, that's what happened!
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April 21st or 4/21 is National Drug Test Day.
Boss1: I want to fire Jeff, but I need a good reason.
Boss2: We should drug test him the day after 4/20.
Boss1: What's our reason for the drug test?
Boss2: It's National Drug Test Day.
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