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1. When a couple of guys, preferably: short, conservative, hicks who live too far from the nearest technical college to get an education and drive F-150s to deny having a penis any smaller than they do already, get together for some good old fashion binge drinking and get too drunk to remember they touched weiners last night.
2. When Republicans mistakenly misstep their moral boundaries and do something gay.
Hick 1: "That party last night was crazy!"
Hick 2: "Too bad we didnt get any pussy."
Hick 3: "Why does my mouth taste like dick?"
Some chick: "Drunk Truck Fuck!"
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When you are being fucked so well that you enter a complete state of bliss, thus acting and feeling like you are drunk
Jermey was fucking Jonn so good, that Jonn became fuck drunk.
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when you messed up a very important task because you were too drunk.
I drunk the fuck up, she was unsatisfied.
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Inebriated enough to, wholeheartedly, believe in the fabrications created by one's own mind; regardless of the baselessness of the belief. 😐
Bobby: ¡Arrivederci amico mio!
Daniel: ¡Autentico, mi amor!
Bobby: But.... you're drunk the fuck up😑😑😑
Daniel: *ahhbpltt* 🤪
A level of drunk that can only be achieved by Icelandic truckers, teenage Sports reporters and varied Jewish celebrities.
"Oh man Bryce was so nude, he must have been drunk-the-fuck-out."
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The feeling you get after incredible sex, that leaves a stupid grin on your face for days, and causes a sudden craving for Chinese food, namely egg rolls.
After an evening of amazing sex with a smoking hot guy, Abby got home looking completely fuck drunk, and totally satisfied.
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1. Hot girl that is always drinking and having a good time. Sometimes can come off rude or careless.
" Hey man your girlfriends a fucking drunk bitch"
or
" Look at that fucking drunk bitch"
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