The state of being so drunk you are comparable to old hairy scrotum.
"Check out ol' Matty o'er there 'bout drunker-na-ballsack...and so am I."
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Look at her! She's way past Cooter Brown! She's drunker than a Monkey's Uncle!
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A euphamism used mostly in the upper midwest, to signify one who is really really drunk, possibly close to passing out. Plays on the fact native americans do not hold their liquor well.
Last night in Sturgis I got drunker than 10 Indians.
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a man that is more drunk and a man that is high on weed.
damn that bitch is drunker than a funker
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Someone who is falling down drunk.
Those guys showed up at the Pit, and dude, they were already drunker than a box of shit.
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Being so drunk, you might just kill someone's father, their mother, and their son
Rucka: drinking rum & coke & getting Drunker Than a Lohan
to be drunk to the point where you don't know your own name
last night Dave was totally drunkerer