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1. A young male experiencing a prolonged dry spell with regards to sexual activity is said to be suffering from this syndrome.
2. The literal terminology for a penis which is flaking in a fashion similar to common eczema or dandruff.
Sometimes referred to as DDS.
- How are you Jamie?
- Not bad, just got a bit of Dry Dick Syndrome at the moment.
- As usual then.
- Errr, what's wrong with your cock, Smithy?!
- DDS. I've got some cream for it though.
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Having a period of getting no pussy and the only action your dick is getting is from your hand. Usually leads to excessive masturbation.
Man I haven't gotten laid in months, I'm suffering some serious dry dick syndrome right now.
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immediatly after no nut november, dry dick december
Rules:
- don't take a shower (that'll get wanker wet)
- use a hairdyer to dry your dick once a day for 5 minutes
- be sure to not get any "fluids" onto your cock
- Absolutely NO BLOWJOBS, saliva can wet your cock
Shit I spilled my water, I failed Dry Dick December!
One that does not have sex often or at all
Zach U. Does not have sex often. He is the CEU of the Dry Dick Club
An upgraded version of small dick energy.
Assholes feel like less of an asshole if they believe the person they're being an asshole to is also an asshole. Don't let them have that.
If you say small dick energy, they can say it's body shaming. It makes them feel like they're not an asshole because you're an asshole too.
But Dry Dick Energy means there's never any pussy juice on their dick (or lube if they like guys). This insult targets their incompetence, which is within their control.
(Whispering) They're actually not wrong about the body shaming thing, but that's not gonna help them anymore after we've made this change.
(Girl posts sexy pic on social media)
Asshole: Reporting this. You're 27 now, and you can't get implants until you're 18. So all that plastic in your ass is way too young to be in this picture.
Rando 1: Small dick energy so intense it's charging up my phone battery. Say more.
Rando 2: More like Dry Dick Energy. Size hardly matters with a personality like that. A Pringles can is no better than a TicTac if nobody's ever gonna touch it.
Go got no one in your DM’s.
You got no one in your pussy.
You got no one on your pussy/dick.
Simply, no one likes you.
You: Bro, Alex hasn’t texted me and Sam cancelled on our dick/pussy appointment.
Me: Your dick dry.
1. No one is in your DM’s
2. No one is in your Pussy/ on your Dick
3. Simply no one likes you
Girl: Alex hasn’t texted me.
Boy: Really? And didn’t Riley skip on your dick appointment?
Girl: Yeah.
Bro: Wow you are dick dry.