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A motorcycle sought out by pretentious assholes who prefer wine to Jack Daniels. They hope that the Ducati is a conspicuous indicator of their riding ability along with their Victoria's Secret color coordinated soft leather suits. Unfortunately, the Duc, on the rare instances it will run, is a badge and incident of a lame ass pretender who knows absolutely nothing about motorcyles. They are made by a filthy subspecies of European -- the only ones on the continent who admired the fucking Nazi's.
A gay bar is to a Ducati like a bright light is to a bug.
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A clever, sleek term for a bowel movement.
This morning coffee has really kicked in, I need to go drop a Ducati.
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Ducati is a term use for someone who loves to eat Cat shit
That person has an Ducati addiction
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The act of four or more people shitting on one persons chest. A cross between bukkake and a Cleveland Steamer.
Shit dog, that girl was real messed up. She loves getting ducatied!
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A bike of pure engineering design simplicity.
Intended for racing & competition NOT for your everyday road riding puke.
It is designed to be regularly stripped serviced & inspected.
It is designed to be riden hard & often NOT left as a dust collecting Latte shelf.
A pig of a bike in unskilled hands, A class winner for REAL riders.
Desmodronic valve actuation - totally accurate control of valves.
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Great bikes, but the engines are less reliable than the chevy on blocks in your neighbors driveway. Broken rocker arms, specific tools, broken crankshafts, electrical problems. I would get one if I had a full time mechanic. Aprilia is the way to go, Italian flair the smart way, they specd everything good aviable STOCK. ROTAX!
My 912ie Duacti broke a crankshaft.
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